April 2012
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breath
Anonymous asked: Jeg elsker dig! Du er vidunderlig.
I wonder what the person who invented tampons were...
Person: If they can stick a penis in their vagina , why not stick a piece of one inch cotton in there with a piece of string attached to it ?
Patent people: Sounds like a good idea.
me: getting off tumblr
me: april fools